[Intro - cute female vocals, playful 8-bit melody and bouncy guitar] Okay! One objective. Toothpaste. That's it. We are not buying anything else. [brief pause] Probably. [Verse 1 - fast playful female shout-rap, bouncy rhythmic delivery] GRAB MY KEYS, GRAB MY BAG, MAIN OBJECTIVE LOCKED AND SET, WALKING OUT THE FUCKING DOOR BEFORE MY BRAIN CAN JUST FORGET, TOOTHPASTE, TOOTHPASTE, SAY IT TWICE, KEEP THE MISSION NICE AND CLEAR, IN AND OUT IN TEN MINUTES— Wait. I need batteries while I'm here. FINE, THAT'S EASY, AISLE FOUR, PUT 'EM IN AND KEEP IT MOVING, PASS THE PLANTS— [cute clean vocal] Oh my God, she's tiny! [shout-rap] NO. WE ARE NOT DOING— Okay, she's six bucks. ONE SMALL PLANT, THAT DOESN'T COUNT, THIS IS STILL A NORMAL TRIP, NOW THE CANDLES ARE BESIDE ME AND I'M TAKING JUST A WHIFF— WHY DO I OWN A CANDLE NOW? WHEN DID THAT GET IN MY HAND? [cute clean vocal] Side quest complete! [shout-rap] THAT WASN'T IN THE FUCKING PLAN! [Pre-Chorus - sugary female vocals, playful chiptune accents] One little mission One simple thing Somehow my inventory Keeps expanding! [Chorus - ridiculously catchy bubblegum female vocals] Side quest! Side quest! Where the fuck was I going? Got twelve new objectives And the main one's still loading! Side quest! Side quest! Look at everything I found! I went out for one small item Now I'm carrying half the town! [Verse 2 - rapid playful female rap, increasingly chaotic] BATTERIES, PLANT, CANDLE, COOL, WE'RE DONE WITH RANDOM SHIT, THEN I SEE A USB CABLE AND REMEMBER MINE IS SPLIT, ACTUALLY THAT'S RESPONSIBLE, THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED, LOOK AT ME MAKING GOOD DECISIONS— [cute vocal] Snacks are three for three! [shout-rap] FUCK. FINE. THREE SNACKS. ECONOMICS MADE ME DO IT. THEN I PASS A LITTLE DISPLAY WITH A FROG AND— WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO SMALL? WHY'S HE WEARING A LITTLE HAT? I DON'T NEED HIM HE DOES NOTHING HE HAS ZERO PRACTICAL USE [cute clean vocal] But look at his little face! [brief pause] [shout-rap] YOUR ARGUMENT IS FUCKING FOOLPROOF. [Chorus - bright layered female vocals, heavier bouncy guitars] Side quest! Side quest! Where the fuck was I going? Got twelve new objectives And the main one's still loading! Side quest! Side quest! Inventory almost full! Got a plant, three snacks, a candle And an unemployed ceramic bull— [brief pause] [cute vocal] Frog! [shout-rap] WHATEVER! [8-Bit Cyber Break - playful arpeggios, glitch percussion, bouncy bass and guitar] [Verse 3 - fast female shout-rap, dense but playful delivery] CHECK THE LIST—WAIT, THERE'S A LIST? HOLY SHIT, I MADE ONE YESTERDAY, DISH SOAP, PAPER TOWELS, LIGHT BULB, SOMETHING I'VE FORGOTTEN FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT, LOOK AT THIS, I'M ACCIDENTALLY DOING SHIT I MEANT TO DO, THIS ISN'T GETTING DISTRACTED, THIS IS OPTIMIZATION TIMES TWO MAIN QUEST CAN WAIT A SECOND, SIDE CONTENT IS GETTING CLEARED, FOUND THE THING I COULDN'T FIND LAST WEEK, HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET HERE? NOW I'M FEELING PRODUCTIVE, EVERY OPTIONAL TASK IS DONE— [cute clean vocal] Achievement unlocked! [shout-rap] I'M FUCKING GREAT AT THIS! WHAT DID I COME HERE FOR? [Breakdown - bouncy stop-start riffs, rhythmic female shout vocals] QUEST COMPLETE QUEST COMPLETE QUEST COMPLETE WAIT— MAIN OBJECTIVE ZERO PERCENT [deep growl] ...OH FUCK. [Bridge - cute female vocals, cheerful melodic guitars] It's okay! Check the cart! Maybe I grabbed it at the start! Batteries! Candle! Tiny plant! USB cable! Snacks! Little frog! Paper towels! Dish soap! Light bulb! [brief pause] No toothpaste. [Final Verse - fast frantic female shout-rap, playful panic] FUCK IT, TURN AROUND, WE'RE STILL INSIDE, WE CAN FIX THIS, DO NOT PANIC, WALK BACK THROUGH THE AISLES WITH A SHOPPING CART THAT LOOKS COMPLETELY MANIC, WHERE'S THE TOOTHPASTE? AISLE NINE, BEAUTIFUL, WE'RE ALMOST THERE— [cute clean vocal] Attention shoppers— [shout-rap] DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DISTRACT ME EYES FRONT IGNORE THE SALE IGNORE THE PRETTY THING IGNORE THAT WEIRD MACHINE WE HAVE ONE JOB LEFT AND THEN WE'RE FREE AISLE NINE ORAL CARE THERE IT IS I FUCKING WIN GRAB THE TUBE RAISE IT HIGH LIKE I JUST DEFEATED THE FINAL BOSS OF HYGIENE! [Final Chorus - huge joyful female vocals, energetic guitars and 8-bit layers] Side quest! Side quest! Yeah, I knew where I was going! Got twelve new objectives But the main one's finally closing! Side quest! Side quest! Look at everything I found! Went out for one small item Brought the whole damn store back home! [Post-Chorus - playful guitar lead and sparkling chiptune melody] [Outro - cute female vocals] Inventory: Batteries. Candle. Tiny plant. USB cable. Three snacks. Paper towels. Dish soap. Light bulb. Toothpaste. And... [cute delighted vocal] Froggy! [brief pause] Wait. Why did I need batteries?
