[INTRO — STATIC] (Whisper) Uhyggelig... Uhyggelig... You wanted fear? I brought a folding chair. (Beat drop) [VERSE 1 — RAPID-FIRE] Moonlight dims, you deliver your sermon, I'm flipping the script while you're searching for purpose. You claim you're a savior, then switch to the villain, Your whole identity got the room spinning! You yell, "I AM DEATH!" Who's taking attendance? "I AM FEAR!" That's a strange independence! "I AM WRATH!" Cool, where's the evidence? "I AM CHAOS!" THEN FIX YOUR SENTENCES! [HOOK — DISTORTED CHANTS] U-HYG-GE-LIG! Who you tryna frighten? U-HYG-GE-LIG! Why your whole flow tighten? You sell terror, I sell jokes, You bring shadows, I bring smoke! You want legends? Here's the twist: YOUR BIGGEST NIGHTMARE TALKS TOO MUCH! [VERSE 2 — MACHINE-GUN FLOW] Quick with the quips, I'm splitting the system, You're gripping your script like a cryptic religion! Tickety-tackety, battering grammar, Your evil monologue needs an editor, DAMMIT! Black hood, dark mood, spooky attitude, Doom in the room, but your bars need a tune-up! You threaten the world, act sinister and grim, But your final boss music sounds like a ringtone on repeat! You say everybody's better off dead, BRO, YOUR OWN INTRO'S GOT A BETTER HOOK INSTEAD! [VERSE 3 — MOCKING BARITONE] (UHYGGELIG) Flonky, you've made a grave mistake! (FLONKY) Oh no! Is it furnished? Does it come with a lake? You claim you're chaotic, dramatic, fantastic, Your tactics are tragic, your branding's elastic! You got rage in your chest, a stare like death, BUT YOU STILL SAY "INSTEAD" WHEN YOU'VE NOTHING LEFT! [CALL-OUT — BEAT CUTS] AY, UHYGGELIG! TAKE THE HOOD OFF! WHAT'S UNDER THERE? ANOTHER HOOD?! You call yourself wrath? An unfinished draft! You call yourself death? GET AN EDITOR, MAN! You say you're a demigod? PROVE IT—OR STOP WITH THE THEATER! [VERSE 4 — MAXIMUM SPEED] I'm a jittery, glitchy, ridiculous menace, With a million little syllables packed in a sentence! You summon the shadows, command every phantom, I roast your whole myth while the bassline is slamming! You wanted a god? That's a different discussion, You came for a clown and got verbal combustion! You demand admiration, I demand punctuation— YOUR WHOLE EVIL EMPIRE NEEDS REVISION! [FINAL HOOK] U-HYG-GE-LIG! Who you tryna frighten? You sell terror, I sell jokes! You bring shadows, I bring smoke! You want legends? Here's the twist: YOUR BIGGEST NIGHTMARE TALKS TOO MUCH! [OUTRO — STATIC] (UHYGGELIG) Uhyggelig... (FLONKY) You said you'd bury me? Spell my name right on the headstone. (Baritone laugh) HA-HA-HA! [STATIC CUTS]
