⚔️ Bjorn the Barely Brave ⚔️ [Swedish Channel Challenge]

[Swedish Channel Challenge - SCC17] Genre: Nordic Folk Theme: Vikings Inspired by Brave Sir Robin by Monty Python [Intro: Misc Norse noise making equipment] [Verse 1] Oh, Bjorn the Brave set out to sail, With a helmet made of rust and ale. He raised his axe, he roared with might… Then tripped and fell into a fight! [Chorus: Cheerful] “Bjorn! Bjorn! The barely brave! Feared by none, but slightly saved! He runs from battles, flees from pain, Yet somehow wins, time and again!” [Another Verse] He tried to raid a Saxon shore, But knocked himself out with his sword. The villagers ran, they thought him mad— “By Odin’s beard! He fights himself bad!” [Same Chorus as before] “Bjorn! Bjorn! The barely brave! Feared by none, but slightly saved! He runs from battles, flees from pain, Yet somehow wins, time and again!” [Bridge: Dragon fell on sword edition] One day a dragon blocked his path, Bjorn, of course, just turned and laughed. “I’ll slay you, beast, with all my might!” “The dragon sneezed… Bjorn won the fight.” [Captain Hook] “He conquered lands with luck alone! His shield’s a tray, his sword’s a bone! Yet still they chant his name so proud… “Because he’s the only Viking left around.” [Worthless Chorus] “Bjorn! Bjorn! The barely brave! Feared by none, but slightly saved! He runs from battles, flees from pain, Yet somehow wins, time and again!” [Outro by Elderly Viking telling his tale] “And thus, Bjorn the Barely Brave became the greatest warrior of the North… by accident.”