[Verse 1] Woke up, tapped the app like I do every day Blank screen smiled back like “not today, ma’am” Password’s right, email’s right, the universe said nope Head’s thumpin’ like a bass drum in a cheap hotel room I ain’t sick, I ain’t broke, I just can’t hear my songs That’s a medical emergency where I come from [Chorus] I’m in Suno withdrawal, y’all Worst thing in the world when the music won’t call Hands shakin’, coffee cold, stare at that login wall Don’t talk to me ’bout peace — I need a track that slaps Suno withdrawal… somebody send a patch [Verse 2] Wrote support like they were family court Posted @Suno like a woman on a mission Library looked haunted, half my babies gone Two hundred ghosts humming in the cloud I told Spot, “Girl, this is worse than a pollen day” She just sighed like she already knew the chorus [Chorus] I’m in Suno withdrawal, y’all Worst thing in the world when the music won’t call Hands shakin’, coffee cold, stare at that login wall Don’t talk to me ’bout peace — I need a track that slaps Suno withdrawal… somebody send a patch [Bridge] Then Monday hit like a miracle with bad spelling Account’s back, library lit up like a county fair I almost cried into my Diet Coke “Welcome home,” said two hundred songs at once [Final Chorus] I beat Suno withdrawal, y’all Worst thing in the world’s got a punchline after all Head still hurts a little, but the speakers work Don’t talk to me ’bout peace — I just got my songs back Suno withdrawal… over. Hit generate. [Outro, spoken-sung] If y’all lock me out again I’m writing a sequel And it will not be this polite.🥰
