[Intro] [Minimal bass groove and tight hi-hat] [Guitar feedback] [Verse 1 - Spoken, deadpan] I went to the corner shop I bought a fancy sparkling water I walked all the way back Just to sit in the armchair Sit in the armchair All day long In the armchair [Pre-Chorus - Call and response, rhythmic] Are you sitting in the armchair? (Yeah, in the armchair) Did you drink the sparkling water? (Yeah, from the bottle) [Chorus - Bratty, energetic punk] Armchair! Armchair! All day long in the armchair! Armchair! Armchair! Did you leave the light on? (No, I didn't!) [Guitar Solo - Fuzzy, garage rock riff] [Verse 2 - Monotone whisper, dry] I have a master's degree In doing absolutely nothing Excuse me? What? Excuse me? What? Are you looking at my slippers? [Chorus - Bratty, distorted shout] Armchair! Armchair! All day long in the armchair! Armchair! Armchair! Get off my armchair! [Outro] [Bassline outro, spoken mutter] It’s a very nice armchair. [Fade out]
