---------------------------- Lyrics by : Kathlene Rushing © 2025 Kathlene Rushing All rights reserved. ---------------------------- Verse 1 (Woman – Light sass, mid to high range, playful tone) I said turn left, but you swore it was right, Now we’re lost in the dark with no map in sight. You say it's “no big deal,” but I’m keeping score— I’ve got facts, charts, and receipts galore! (Each line should end with a slight melodic lift—build toward the punchline.) Verse 2 (Man – Easygoing baritone/tenor, laid-back charm) You say you're calm, but you're flailing your arms, Citing Wikipedia like it's full of charms. I just blink, and you say I “rolled my eyes,” All I did was breathe—do I need to apologize? Chorus (Duet – Bright harmony, playful bounce, very singable) 🎶 I'm not arguing, I’m just tryin’ to explain, Why I’m obviously right—this ain’t about blame. It’s love with a side of mild correction, A fact-filled, fun-house misdirection! 🎶 Instrumental Interlude: (Playful fiddle or piano solo with background "oh no you didn’t!" and “mm-hmm” vocal ad-libs.) Final Verse (Woman & Man, alternating lines): W: You say “relax,” I say “it’s principle!” M: You say “You’re wrong,” but I’m invincible. W: Your logic’s cute, but it’s got a flaw— M: I’d object... if I wasn't in awe. Together: And somehow we still like each other after all ! Final Chorus (Duet, Full energy, stronger harmony) 🎶 We’re not arguing, we’re just making a case, In the courtroom of love, with a sarcastic face. If being right was a crime, we’d both be in jail, But we’re still holding hands as we post each other’s bail. 🎶 (So next time we fight... we’ll just laugh and exhale!) Let's just laugh. (End with a flourish or comedic sigh.)
