The Court of Rhymes - Oney Plays

[Verse] There was a very angry woman who said in court Big boobie not on me, me very angry ME WANT! GIVE! Me try work at hoot, I am lady I want to have many tee-tee Welcome to the trial of the century “Give me tee-tee!” The biggest trial since O.J. Orange Juice [Refrain] Sit down, Ma’am (NO!) [Pre Chorus] It says here, You wanted to work at de Hoot, But, your booby were noot. How do you plead? (Holy shit!) It says here, You wanted to work at de Hoot, But, your booby were noot. How do you plead? (Guilty!) [Buildup] Come to the stand State your demand In... [Chorus] The Court of Rhymes! The cheapest court in America It’s not government funded It’s gesture funded The Rhyming Court Like the Court of Miracles No contract is binding In the Court of Rhymes And we charge for admission [Guitar Solo] [Verse] Take a look at these babies! They don- eh- ah- I ain’t got no big boob! Ma’am it says on this big piece of A4 paper That you want to work at the Hoot But your breast is noot "I’m here because I want more!" Well, this is your lucky day! [Shrieking demon voice] GIVE IT TO ME! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAA! [Guitar Solo] [Pre Chorus] It says here, You wanted to work at de Hoot But, your booby were noot How do you plead? (Holy shit!) It says here, You wanted to work at de Hoot But, your booby were noot How do you plead? (Guilty!) [Bridge] The Defendant hasn’t gotten here yet Come up here, and I'll give you a deal Sign this paper, and you’ll get one Hoot She runs at the judge, Her jaw unhinged like the Predator She’s a real cutie And her name was Breastilda Q Pennywaffles [Buildup] Come to the stand State your demand In... [Chorus] The Court of Rhymes! The cheapest court in America It’s not government funded It’s gesture funded The Rhyming Court Like the Court of Miracles No contract is binding In the Court of Rhymes The cheapest court in America It’s not government funded It’s gesture funded And we charge for admission [Guitar Solo] [End] “This is the worst court ever!”