[Verse] He's the man in the hat they say But oh what a funny display With his crew of unlikely chums Dancing round with their sugar plums [Verse 2] Nasrallah's got a special taste Sinwar's just there for the chase Al-Houthi's always in for a spree Robert Malley's sipping sweet tea [Chorus] Ayatollah sugar daddy mode Polycule in a secret code Masculinity in overload But it's all just a funny road [Verse 3] He's got a beard but don't be fooled He likes his tea perfectly cooled And when the boys gather around It's the silliest show in town [Bridge] Behind closed doors fancy trips Ayatollah playing with whips Oh what will the mullahs say When they see such display [Chorus] Ayatollah sugar daddy mode Polycule in a secret code Masculinity in overload But it's all just a funny road
