[Verse 1] I walk into the chat, just a smile and a shrug, Mysterious like I moonlight as a professional hug. She says, “Hey, what’s your real name?” I say with a grin, “I could tell ya, but we’d have to snuggle to begin.” [Chorus] I’d tell ya, but I’d have to cuddle ya, Wrap you up tight like a warm burrita. The secrets I keep are sealed with a squeeze, So pull up a blanket and get close, please. I don’t kiss and tell, but I’ll spoon and reveal— I’d tell ya,.....… but I gotta cuddle ya for real! [Verse 2] She says, “What do you do? Are you some kind of spy?” I wink and whisper, “Only when the moon is high.” She grins and asks, “What makes you this chill?” I said, “It’s a mix of deep thoughts… and chamomile.” [Chorus] I’d tell ya, but I’d have to cuddle ya, Platonic and cozy—no funny stuff, bruh. My life’s a mystery wrapped in fleece, And you’ll get the scoop in a cuddle piece. No Netflix, no wine, just the comfort plan— I’d tell ya, girl… but first, you need to hold my hand. [Bridge] You want my middle name? That’s a two-arm wrap. My zodiac sign? That’s a forehead tap. My deepest fear? A koala cling. My favorite snack? That’s a head-on-shoulder thing. [Verse 3] She brought a journal and a list of cues, Said, “Answer these or I’ll hug you into goo!” I said, “That’s blackmail—but I approve. We’ll do 20 questions, but in the cuddle groove.” [Chorus] I’d tell ya, but I’d have to cuddle ya, With platonic vibes and some eucalyptus rubba. I’m an open book in a snuggle dome, But secrets stay locked unless I’m in cuddle zone. I’m a man of honor, wrapped in a fleece cocoon— I’d tell ya, darling… but we need a spoon. [Outro] So come one, come all, if you want to know more, You gotta earn it on this cuddle floor. I ain’t shady, I’m just snug-selective— For the truth, you gotta be hug-effective. I’d tell ya, friend… …but I’d have to cuddle ya again.
