join the reception

[ANNOUNCER VOICE-vocaloid cheery, boisterous loud-kazoo, accordion, trumpets play] Friends and friends of friends the giving of never ends.... [Sinister laughter...maniac laughing] [Verse 1 – light, bouncy, rainbow‑cute] Come on in, my darling, to the Cupcake Paradise. Where the frosting smiles back at you, and the glitter’s way too nice. Where the rainbows twist like ribbons, and the sprinkles shine and shake your nightmare will never leave you cuz you are wide awake. [Pre-Chorus – playful warning] So take a breath, or say goodnight you've now been infected with the CatDirt Parasite same one that's inside of me constant companion Infested , forever you will be coffee of course here's a cup and here's a bag in case you throw up you’re invited, you’re invited, you will be glad you came Cupcakes, rainbows, glitter storms, and things you’ve never seen. now become the norm it already knows your name, [Verse 2 – whimsical, winking] We’ve got cupcakes on the table, with a smile in every bite. We’ve got balloons with tiny veins that shimmer in the light. The Catdirt Parasite Permanent RSVP living inside of me and sugared with you sugar free [Chorus – bigger, brighter] You’re invited, you’re invited, you will be glad you came Besties we will be The cat dirt parasite lives in me don't worry, you can be diabetic sugar free fun but anaphylactic in that case you're done [Bridge – dreamy, sweet, unsettling] Smile and the world will smile with you they don't know it but they will be blessed too be too scared to scream its not a nightmare not a dream but it can come true meme cat dirt parasite what a hit those invited get the shit come alone but ya leave with it [Final Chorus – soft, then soaring] You’re invited, you’re invited, the parasite will be glad you came invitation only-it knows your name from this day forward- you will never be the same, if you feel a little shiver, smile he is a giver he can enter uninvited so im sharing now get excited your parasite already checked you in… and already infected you have been [Outro – gentle, sweet, obnoxious] Cupcakes. Rainbows. Glitter. And you. because now you have been infected too. [Spoken Intro – bright, cheerful, a little too cheerful] Hey there, sweetheart. You are officially invited to the Cupcakes and Rainbows Reception. ready or not, there's no allowance for misconception [Beat – soft laugh] Don’t worry. It doesn’t hurt. maybe worry. after all it is CatDirt damn parasite you know all bad, same time all right.