The Deep Relay

[radio monologue] [no music] [voice over narration] [no sound efx] [slow methodical delivery] [very light static bed with sweeps] This is LDR-333… The Deep Relay. If you’re new here, welcome. Name’s Dex., and somehow i ended up talking into a microphone for people who refuse to stop moving through the Great Abyss. This is the show where we keep the lights low, the humor dark, and the signal open. We’ve got bangers coming up, ghost stories that’ll make you double-check the secondary hold, news that may or may not be real, and whatever else the black decides to throw at us tonight. You’re not alone out here. Not while this frequency is still broadcasting. Stick around. Commercial break’s coming, then we dig in.