[Verse] In the hills where the heather grows, Monkeys gathered with clumsy throws, With helmets on and jerseys bright, In the misty mornin' light. [Verse 2] Highland cows formed a spotted line, Grazing there, unbothered, fine. Monkeys huddled, making schemes, Dreamin' big, of touchdown dreams. [Chorus] Monkey football, up in the hills, Chasin' dreams, and chasing thrills, With highland cows as their crowd, Their laughter echoing, oh so loud. [Verse 3] Cowbells rang with each clumsy fall, Monkeys slipped, but they'd stand tall, Tails were yankin', banter flew, In this highland monkey zoo. [Verse 4] One bold throw sailed through the air, Highland cows just stood to stare, Underneath the Scottish skies, Monkeys reaching, 'til they’d rise. [Chorus] Monkey football, up in the hills, Chasin' dreams, and chasing thrills, With highland cows as their crowd, Their laughter echoing, oh so loud.
