Professor Evil vs Professor Evil (Alt)

[Intro] Professor Evil every Monday morn A new bad idea is born World domination on her mind Leaving all humanity behind She plots she schemes a wicked grin "Where do I even begin?" [Instrumental Intro: Show Theme] [Verse 1] Laser beams and giant robots too Explosive cupcakes bright and new A shrinking ray a growing goo Her plans are wild and quite a few [Break] But then a shimmer a sudden flash Another Evil in a dash [Verse 2] Here she comes again From a world beyond our ken Professor Evil number two Always knows just what to do To stop her twin it's true Double trouble doomsday blues [Chorus] Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Every single week it’s a sequel Prequel “She’s gonna blow the globe!” “She’s gonna save the globe!” Two mad minds in a moral fistfight Arguing all day Canceling midnight Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil World ends never Tenure stays tight [Verse 3] Monday: shrink the moon To a keychain toy Tuesday: swap all dogs With identical boys Wednesday: turn the oceans Into soda fizz Thursday: forget why The big red button is [Break] Alarm goes off Blue flash Out steps… her In a brighter shirt Holding coffee with a metal straw [Verse 4] Professor Evil Meet Professor Evil One wants chaos One brings legal and snacks They lock eyes Mirror-image frown Both shout “Nice coat!” then stare each other down [Bridge] Who yanks out the plug? It’s… me Same grin Same degree “Me Your ethics forms are missing Page forty-two B” They argue in Latin Over fate and entropy Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil That’s me Fighting me [Chorus] Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Every single week it’s a sequel Prequel “She’s gonna freeze the sun!” “She’s gonna warm it up!” Two sharp minds in a spiral catfight Screaming “You’re me!” “No I’m more right!” Professor Evil vs. Professor Evil Class dismissed Same time next week