Heard a little bump downstairs, Found a trail of candy there. Peeked around the kitchen door, Someone slid across the floor. Big green feet in tiny socks, Trying hard to do the robot. He saw me, froze, then gave a grin, Said, “You coming out or coming in?” There’s a monster in the kitchen! ¡Ay, ay, ay! Got the whole house dancing, Even Mum’s giving it a try! Slide over here, Shake over there, ¡Todo el mundo! Hands in the air! Witch turned up with something sweet, Parked her broomstick in the street. Ghost came floating through the wall, Didn’t use the door at all. Black cat stole the comfy chair, Vampire stopped to fix his hair. Skeleton said, “What’d I miss?” We said, “Nothing! Try it like this!” There’s a monster in the kitchen! ¡Ay, ay, ay! Got the whole house dancing, Even Mum’s giving it a try! Slide over here, Shake over there, ¡Todo el mundo! Hands in the air! Doorbell rang. We turned it down. Dad stood there In his dressing gown. “Some of us Are trying to sleep!” Then his head started bobbing, Then he moved his feet! ¡Uno, dos, tres! Make a little space! Dad’s coming through With his serious face! There’s a monster in the kitchen! ¡Ay, ay, ay! Got the whole house dancing, Even Dad’s giving it a try! Slide over here, Shake over there, ¡Todo el mundo! Hands in the air! Full moon fading, Time for bed. “Who’s doing the dishes?” Everybody fled!
