EVIL LITTLE FLOOF (Krypto on Ketamine Mix)

## 🐾 **VERSE 1** White fur glowing like a neon sign, Little demon in a dog design. She’s got that Krypto look, but don’t be fooled — She runs the house like she runs the school. Tiny paws tapping like a rave alarm, Cute face hiding all the wicked charm. Six pounds of chaos, zero remorse, A fluffy tyrant with a tiny horse stance. ## 🐾 **PRE‑CHORUS** She’s got the zoomies… She’s got the stare… She’s plotting something… From the velvet chair… ## 🐾 **CHORUS** 🎧 *E‑vil! E‑vil!* Little Bichon on the floor — *Spin it! Spin it!* She’s demanding something more. 🎧 *Shake it! Break it!* She’s the boss of all the beats. Evil little floof and she’s Terrorizing all the streets. --- # 🐾 **VERSE 2 — THE CHIN‑CHIN CHAOS VERSE** She’s knocking drinks off every table, She’s starting beef with every cable. And when she’s bored? Oh honey, instead — She climbs right up and **poops on the bed**. She struts in slow like a runway queen, White fur shining like a laser beam. She gives one bark — you know what’s up: She’s the tiny diva who don’t give a— *what.* ## 🐾 **PRE‑CHORUS 2** She’s got the glamour… She’s got the bite… She’ll drop a present… In your bed at night… ## 🐾 **CHORUS (EXTENDED)** 🎧 *E‑vil! E‑vil!* Little Krypto on the run — *Work it! Twerk it!* She’s the darkness wrapped in fun. 🎧 *Chin‑Chin! Chin‑Chin!* She’s the diva of the scene. Evil little Bichon and she’s A fluffy chaos queen. --- # 🐾 **BREAKDOWN — SPOKEN (CLUB MIC)** “Ladies and gentlemen… Hide your snacks. Hide your socks. Hide your BEDSPREAD. The tiny tyrant has entered the building. And Chin‑Chin? Oh baby… She poops where she pleases.” --- # 🐾 **DROP** *Woof!* (beat) *Woof!* (beat) *WHO LET THIS GREMLIN IN THE VIP?!* --- # 🐾 **OUTRO CHORUS** 🎧 *E‑vil! E‑vil!* She’s the chaos in the night. 🎧 *Chin‑Chin! Chin‑Chin!* She’s the glow in every light. Two tiny fluffy monsters Owning every single night — But only one of them Poops on the bed out of spite.