The Sticky Bandit (Donuts & Danger)

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[VERSE 1]
(Hilarious White rapper)
I’m living reckless, yeah I’m living on the edge
Got a buffet and a beauty laid up in the bed!
She working overtime, yeah she bobbin’ on the knob
While I’m looking at this pastry like it’s my only job!
Got a Bowie knife in the left, sharp as a tack
Cleaning my fingernails while she arching her back!
I’m manic, I’m sweating, I’m shaking like a leaf
Got crumbs on the pillows and glaze in my teeth!
I tried to feed her a bite while she doing her chore
dropped the knife on the mattress, tore a hole in the floor!
She screamed,
 I screamed, but I didn't drop the dough
Priorities, baby! 
That’s just how I go!

[CHORUS]
I got a knife in my hand! A donut on the D!
This the wildest party that you ever gonna see!
I’m poking holes in the box! I’m poking holes in the wife!
I’m eating Krispy Kreme jelly for the rest of my life!
STICKY!   (Yeah!)
MESSY!    (Yeah!)
PSYCHO!   (Yeah!)
Don’t cut yourself, fool!

[VERSE 2]
Now the friction getting hot, yeah we reaching the peak
I’m chewing on a cruller while she kissing on my cheek
I tried to switch hands, big mistake, big loss
Now I got sprinkles mixed in with the boss sauce!
It’s a sticky situation, literally, son
Looking like a bakery exploded when I’m done!
I’m swinging the blade, yelling “Get to the choppa!”
She choking on the cream, screaming “Who’s your Big Poppa?!”
My eyes bugging out, heart beating out my shirt
Sugar rush, adrenaline, putting in work!
Busted a nut and a donut at the same damn time
Police knocking at the door cause I committed a crime! 
(AGAINST DIET!)

[OUTRO]
(Heavy breathing and chewing)
"Damn... I think I cut the sheets."
("Baby, you got a little... uh... glaze on your forehead.")
"Pass me a napkin. No, the other napkin."
("Wait, where's the knife?")
(Loud POP!!! sound)
"OW! MY ASS!"

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[INTRO] (Sound of a mattress squeaking, chainsaw revving, a woman choking on a donut) (Spoken - funny hype Voice) "AYYY! WE IN THE BEDROOM BUT IT LOOK LIKE A CRIME SCENE! LOCK THE DOORS! WE MULTI-TASKING TONIGHT, BABY! WATCH THE KNIFE! WATCH THE GLAZE! WATCH OUT!" [VERSE 1] (Hilarious White rapper) I’m living reckless, yeah I’m living on the edge Got a buffet and a beauty laid up in the bed! She working overtime, yeah she bobbin’ on the knob While I’m looking at this pastry like it’s my only job! Got a Bowie knife in the left, sharp as a tack Cleaning my fingernails while she arching her back! I’m manic, I’m sweating, I’m shaking like a leaf Got crumbs on the pillows and glaze in my teeth! I tried to feed her a bite while she doing her chore dropped the knife on the mattress, tore a hole in the floor! She screamed, I screamed, but I didn't drop the dough Priorities, baby! That’s just how I go! [CHORUS] I got a knife in my hand! A donut on the D! This the wildest party that you ever gonna see! I’m poking holes in the box! I’m poking holes in the wife! I’m eating Krispy Kreme jelly for the rest of my life! STICKY! (Yeah!) MESSY! (Yeah!) PSYCHO! (Yeah!) Don’t cut yourself, fool! [VERSE 2] Now the friction getting hot, yeah we reaching the peak I’m chewing on a cruller while she kissing on my cheek I tried to switch hands, big mistake, big loss Now I got sprinkles mixed in with the boss sauce! It’s a sticky situation, literally, son Looking like a bakery exploded when I’m done! I’m swinging the blade, yelling “Get to the choppa!” She choking on the cream, screaming “Who’s your Big Poppa?!” My eyes bugging out, heart beating out my shirt Sugar rush, adrenaline, putting in work! Busted a nut and a donut at the same damn time Police knocking at the door cause I committed a crime! (AGAINST DIET!) [OUTRO] (Heavy breathing and chewing) "Damn... I think I cut the sheets." ("Baby, you got a little... uh... glaze on your forehead.") "Pass me a napkin. No, the other napkin." ("Wait, where's the knife?") (Loud POP!!! sound) "OW! MY ASS!"

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