Real Nice Mattress (human-written lyrics)

i am the gritty master i have been in the dojo i was born into a mountain of Pax Ill and Lexa Pro and Baby Yodas Toe Tee Nose little bitty Hot Pocket rock em sock em shout out the pizza roll we ever long like Davey Grohl this new generation useless think they can make a Gary Busey? throw wide side eye like Steve Boosh Emmy? I heard em talking. None of them sound anything like Chris Walken. nah. nuh uh. you gotta market yourself better. less one direction more heath ledge errrrrrrrrrgh.. you wanna know where I got these scars? the sharp edges of pop sickles and chasing doll arrrrrrrrrrrrs.. car go fast billboard in the ditch couple ads on the dash E Lawn in your noggin saying dog coin best throw his heart out his chest radio on saying BUY. THIS. MATTRESSSSSSS. it's a really nice mattress. sure to make you dream deep forget all of the sadnessss. recipe new and approved. dollar gets doughnut every body else don't move be real grateful while you shine them shoes gotta have insurance cuz the tooth is loose can't complain much cuz rent is due raise the retirement age party people baby raise that roof like wow. like wow. burger ad so hot got me thinking all of these intrusive thoughts i ain't even got diabetes. but I want the medication cuz the ad so neat. help i've fallen and i can't get up but I can clap twice to make the lights glow up and I can slap flex seal on lots of stuff and sham wow was a scam now my heart broke (tough) [sigh] that's tough. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. i am the gritty master i have been in the dojo i was born into a mountain of Pax Ill and Lexa Pro and Baby Yodas Toe Tee Nose little bitty Hot Pocket rock em sock em shout out the pizza roll we ever long like Davey Grohl this new generation useless think they can make a Gary Busey? throw wide side eye like Steve Boosh Emmy? I heard em talking. None of them sound anything like Chris Walken. nah. nuh uh. you gotta market yourself better. less one direction more heath ledge errrrrrrrrrgh.. you wanna know where I got these scars? the sharp edges of pop sickles and chasing doll arrrrrrrrrrrrs.. car go fast BUY. THIS. MATTRESSSSSSS. it's a really nice mattress. sure to make you dream deep forget all of the sadnessss. wow. like wow. burger ad so hot got me thinking all of these intrusive thoughts