She's gone (she's gone) He's home alone (all alone) A good time for porn (for porn) got lube, hands on one on standby. “I swear the internet’s out again!” just my luck (just my luck) wtf, wtf can't find the remote "where's the remote?" He blames her for ruining his night of porn gone wrong! (gone wrong!) “I swear the internet’s out again!” wtf (wtf) just my luck (just my luck) She said, Take your hand off your dick (off your dick) off your balls (balls) Baby Please (Baby Please) Leave something left for me! “I swear the internet’s out again!” wtf (wtf) just my luck (just my luck) Your in Luck, I found the remote! Good Night! (Good Night!)