[TV News Intro] "...Authorities report everything is completely under control..." "...Tourism numbers are unexpectedly rising..." [Verse 1] Found a bargain, dirt-cheap fare, "No crowds waiting anywhere!" Concrete towers, rusting steel, History you almost feel. Packed some sunscreen, packed some beer, Forgot the Geiger souvenir. The travel agent winked and smiled... "Perfect place if you like it wild." [Pre-Chorus] Click... click... click... click... That can't be good... [Chorus] Holiday in Chernobyl! Nothing here is quite the same! Holiday in Chernobyl! Even the pigeons know your name! Holiday in Chernobyl! Come for one day... stay insane! [TV News] "...Officials deny reports of glowing tourists..." "...Experts recommend remaining calm..." [Verse 2] Every sign says, "Keep Away," Perfect place to spend the day. Ghost apartments, empty schools, Nature doesn't care for rules. Trees grow through the factory floor, Silence screams a little more. Bought a postcard, bought a hat... Hope I don't grow ears like that. [Russian Verse] Добро пожаловать, мой друг, Здесь очень тихо всё вокруг. Не трогай мох, не пей воды, И не сходи ты с колеи. [Bridge] No minibar, no swimming pool, Just broken glass and Soviet cool. History doesn't disappear, It just whispers in your ear. Take some pictures, then move on... Leave before the batteries are gone. [TV News] "...This has been your hourly reassurance bulletin..." "...There is absolutely nothing unusual to report..." [Final Chorus] Holiday in Chernobyl! Cheapest trip you'll ever find! Holiday in Chernobyl! Leave your common sense behind! Holiday in Chernobyl! Maybe next year... seaside this time! [Outro] Click... click... click... "...Signal lost..."
