[Verse 1] I’ve got a phone full of reminders And a back full of regret A calendar that’s color-coded For disasters that ain’t happened yet Mama’s asking where her purse is For the seventh time today And my body’s filing grievances In seventeen different ways [Pre-Chorus] Then the sun goes down And I hear that sweet little voice [Chorus] My emotional support joint Never judges, never disappoints Doesn’t ghost me, doesn’t lie Doesn’t post cryptic stuff online My emotional support joint The healthiest relationship at this point When the world’s too loud and life ain’t fair It’s always sitting patiently right there [Verse 2] I tried yoga, tried green smoothies Tried journaling my pain I even downloaded meditation apps Then forgot the password again I healed my childhood issues Did the therapy thing too Now my biggest source of comfort Comes wrapped in Zig-Zags, who knew? [Chorus] My emotional support joint Never judges, never disappoints Doesn’t start fights at 2 a.m. Or ask, “Where do you see us then?” My emotional support joint The healthiest relationship at this point No mixed signals, no jealousy Just good vibes and a little peace [Bridge] The dating apps are terrifying Everybody’s “healed” and “evolved” But somehow every conversation Feels like a hostage negotiation So I’ll stay here on my porch swing Watching fireflies ignite With the one dependable thing In my life tonight [Final Chorus] My emotional support joint A tiny rolled-up life checkpoint When the stress gets high and hope gets thin You remind me I can laugh again My emotional support joint The MVP, the real anointed A round of applause for getting me through Another day I didn’t think I’d make it to [Outro] Some folks got emotional support dogs Some folks got emotional support cats Me? I got an emotional support joint… And honestly? It’s doing a fantastic job.
