[Song: Procrastination Is A Strategy] [intro] [verse 1] Diamonds form under pressure From that perspective, I create treasure You might call it ‘tactical delay’ [pre-chorus] I'm not behind, you're just early It’s not behaving immaturely If my timeline's sometime not today — [chorus] Procrastination is a strategy A panic-inducing masterpiece A late due date catastrophe But I might just stick the landing (Pro-Pro-Procrastinate) It’s just my strategy (Doh-Doh-Don’t be late) Come on and wait for the right time with me Embrace my philosophy [verse 2] Marinate the obligation Let’s ferment my dedication Because you know aged ideas taste better [pre-chorus] I’ll stack the tasks like Tetris blocks Wait until the pressure pops Because future me's a real go-getter — [chorus] Procrastination is a strategy Productivity you can’t believe When everyone is mad at me But I might just stick the landing (Pro-Pro-Procrastinate) Yeah, it’s my strategy (Doh-Doh-Don’t be late) Come on and wait for the right time with me Embrace the lethargy [bridge] They say early bird gets worms But worms taste gross I’ve confirmed Night owl gets the pizza And wouldn’t you like to eat some We’ll start Monday... which Monday? Some. Day. is a day, okay? [solo] — [chorus] Procrastination is a strategy Acknowledge time sarcastically I’ll put these things off happily ‘Cuz I hope to stick the landing (Pro-Pro-Procrastinate) It’s just our strategy (Doh-Doh-Don’t be late) Come on and wait for the right time with me Embrace it philosophically [outro] Tomorrow's just pre-today (Pro-Pro-Procrastinate) Strategic tactical delay (Doh-Doh-Don’t be late) My email shows I’m on vacation Because “inbox zero” takes too much dedication My strategy: Procrastination But we can talk about that tomorrow.
