Verse 1 Some people like to grump Better to just talk to a stump I don’t give a fuck Let ‘em get hit by a truck And that’s just my way When folks talk, I walk away At work or at play Folks don’t like to stay Chorus: People hate my ass I just give ‘em sass It hurts me to smile I would rather run ten miles Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner Verse 2 People are so stupid They walk up, I feel polluted Complete and total dipshits No sense, complete nitwits How the hell people survive With emptiness inside. They just take up air With nothing between the ears Chorus: People hate my ass I just give ‘em sass It hurts me to smile I would rather run ten miles Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner Verse 3 The sad pieces of crap Useless as oak sap The look like slime flux The stupid dumb fucks. There ought to be a limit To these daily exchanges When I have to tell someone to get out of the rain Chorus: People hate my ass I just give ‘em sass It hurts me to smile I would rather run ten miles Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner Bridge People hate me but love you We both know it’s true How the hell did I end up with you Chorus: People hate my ass I just give ‘em sass It hurts me to smile I would rather run ten miles Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner