[Verse 1] Well, I planted me some maters in the good ol’ summer sun, Dreamin’ ‘bout a BLT when the harvest time had come. But there’s a bandit in my backyard with a tail so big and proud, Nibblin’ on my dinner while he’s laughin’ right out loud. [Chorus] Oh, Fuzz Butt, the tomato thief, Stealin’ my salad, causin’ this grief. Last seen runnin’ ‘cross the yard with a juicy red prize, That fuzzy little outlaw with mischief in his eyes. [Verse 2] He don’t care ‘bout my fences, don’t care ‘bout my rules, He’s a four-legged rebel, makin’ gardeners look like fools. Got dirt on his whiskers, and ketchup on his chin, And if I plant another batch, he’s comin’ back again. [Chorus] Oh, Fuzz Butt, the tomato thief, Stealin’ my ingredients, causin’ this grief. Last seen runnin’ ‘cross the yard with a juicy red prize, That fuzzy little outlaw with mischief in his eyes. [Bridge] Sheriff says he’s too quick to catch, Judge says “Son, you’ll never match” The speed of a squirrel with a snack in sight— Guess my dinner’s not happnin’ tonight. [Verse 3] So I’m puttin’ up a wanted sign for every bird and bee, "Have you seen this fuzzy culprit? Bring him straight to me." But deep down in my heart, I know I’ll let him slide— ‘Cause he’s just a hungry neighbor on the veggie-loving side. [Final Chorus] Oh, Fuzz Butt, the tomato thief, Stealin’ my burger fixings, causin’ this grief. Last seen runnin’ ‘cross the yard with a juicy red prize, That fuzzy little outlaw with mischief in his eyes.
