Haunted House Party Etiquette

(Verse 1) It’s Halloween night, and the graveyard’s alive, Creatures are creepin’, ready to jive. But if you wanna survive and keep your head, There’s a list of rules that must be read. (Chorus) Don’t stare at the werewolf when he’s shedding his fur, Bring extra eye drops for the mummies, sure. And if you see a vampire near the garlic spread, You’d better know why he’s turnin’ red. At the haunted house party, you gotta play it right, Or you’ll be ghostin’ home alone tonight. (Verse 2) The zombies shuffle—keep a wide path, Or you’ll end up part of their posthumous math. Never ask the witch where her cauldron’s been, And don’t mock the ghost for lookin’ thin. (Chorus) Don’t stare at the werewolf when he’s shedding his fur, Bring extra eye drops for the mummies, sure. And if you see a vampire near the garlic spread, Just let it slide—enough said! At the haunted house party, you gotta play it right, Or you’ll be ghostin’ home alone tonight. (Bridge) Dance with the skeletons, give the ghouls space, And never challenge a goblin to a drinking race. Don’t touch the slime the swamp monster leaves, And nod to the banshee, if she grieves. (Verse 3) So you’ve got the rules; now step in with flair, But if you mess up, beware the scare. Respect the monsters, toast the dread, Or they’ll haunt you down ‘til you’re graveyard dead. (Chorus) Don’t stare at the werewolf when he’s shedding his fur, Bring extra eye drops for the mummies, sure. And if you see a vampire near the garlic spread, Smile, but don’t be misled. At the haunted house party, you gotta play it right, Or you’ll be ghostin’ home alone tonight. (Outro) So here’s to the creatures, all dressed in fright, Party on till the morning light. Just keep the rules, and you’re good to stay, In the haunted house party till the break of day.