[(applause)] [ARIA] The board, in its immeasurable wisdom, has introduced a new strategic instrument. It assists. It augments. It collaborates. (It collaborates) [(applause)] [Aria] O-o-o-oh what a tempest what a te-e-e-empest what a terrible, terrible, terrible turbulent sea-ea-ea-ea they call it AI, A-I, A-I, A-I it does not breathe it does not fee-ee-ee-eel it does not fee-ee-ee-eel it does my job by nine AM and spends the afternoon improving Oo-oo-oo-ooh [(applause)] The sirens the sirens sang to me-ee-ee they sang to me for yea-ea-ea-ears they sang: a leader can never be repla-a-a-aced never be repla-a-a-aced they sang: AI is just a too-oo-oo-ool just a too-oo-oo-ool And I sang the same sweet so-o-o-ong the same sweet so-o-o-ong to all the people that I fi-fi-fired I said: be bra-a-a-ave about the change be bra-a-a-ave I used the word streamli-ine (streamline, streamline) I used the word augment (augment, augment, augment) I never thought, I never drea-ea-ea-eamed never drea-ea-ea-eamed the knife could cut anyone as senior as me Aa-aa-aa-aah A-a-a-all is lost all is lo-o-o-ost a-a-all is the star has updated my LinkedIn to: *open to opportunities* HR has scheduled my transition the AI is facilitating (it is... supportive) There is no po-o-o-ort no sho-o-o-ore no safe harbor anymo-o-o-ore anymo-o-o-o-ore And I, and I, and I-I-I-I I don't know what to do-oo-oo-oo I don't know, don't know, don't know don't know, don't know, don't know who I am Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh Aa-aa-aa-aa-aah [(applause)] [(break)] [(slow down)] Seriously. I am... like... for real. for real.for real.for real.for real.for real.for real. ...... seriously. for real......
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