[section 1] [FRENCH COSMIC ELECTRO | 85 BPM | 6 BARS] [section 2] [USER VOICE -SARCASTIC, theatrical] BARON ZEPPELIN HARKONNEN [PAUSE] Lord of Giedi Prime. Master of Arrakis. The terror of the Imperium. [Female voice — dry, concerned] Ground crew to stations. He's lifting off again. [ORCHESTRAL ASCENT — FULL BRASS] --- [VERSE 1 — THE AIRSHIP | MALE OPERATIC BASS] Floating fat man Zeppelin with a secret daughter Up, up and away Thank God he's wearing Underpants today Underpants ! Underpants ! Underpants ! Underpants ! [HBC 1 — WAGNERIAN MALE VOCODER] FLO-FLO-FLOAT FAT-FAT-MAN! ZEP-ZEP-ZEPPELIN HARKONNEN! UP-UP-UP AWAY-AWAY! UNDER-UNDER-UNDERPANTS TODAY-TODAY! [INSTRUMENTAL — 4 BARS | ASCENDING BRASS] --- [VERSE 2 — GROUND OPERATIONS | FEMALE SOPRANO / MOCK TRAGIC] Needs a ground crew to tether To use the loo When the Baron needs to fart Make sure the walls Are far apart Fart ! APART ! APART ! APART ! [HBC 2 — LOW MALE CHOIR / FEMALE COMMANDS] GROUND-GROUND-GROUND CREW-CREW-CREW! DOWN-DOWN-DOWN TO THE LOO! FART-FART-FART STAND APART! [Female — military radio] WARNING! UNCONTROLLED ASCENT! LOOK OUT ! his pants are coming apart [BRASS FALLS TWO OCTAVES] --- [VERSE 3 — THE FAMILY CURSE | DARK / DRAMATIC] Messed with Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam She got revenge Put a pox on him Now he's a flying disease [HBC 3 — MOHIAM'S CURSE | SOPRANO VS MALE CHOIR] [Female soprano — sustained ascending melisma] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ooooooooooooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Male operatic bass — sudden interruption] FAT! [Female soprano — rhythmic / increasingly aggressive] FAT-FAT-FAT-FAT-FAT! [Full male choir — massive brass impact] HARKONNEN! [VERSE 4 — THE WEATHER BALLOON | FULL OPERA] Baron Harkonnen The angry weather balloon If he's in his funny mood He's probably going To descend on you [HBC 4 — MASSIVE MALE CHOIR / MECHANICAL RHYTHM] ANGRY-ANGRY WEATHER BALLOON! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! HE'S COMING DOWN SOON! [INSTRUMENTAL — 6 BARS | FULL WAGNERIAN ORCHESTRAL CRESCENDO] [BRIDGE — IMPERIAL TAILOR / SPOKEN COMEDY] [Orchestra suddenly drops to pizzicato strings] [TAILOR — NERVOUS MALE] X-X-X-X-L it ain't enough Have a look for material In a zeppelin loft [SYNTH INSTRUMENTAL | 6 BARS] [ORCHESTRA RESUMES] [FINAL HBC — FULL CHOIR / BRASS / TIMPANI] FLOAT-FLOAT-FLOATING! FAT-FAT-FAT MAN! ZEP-ZEP-ZEPPELIN! HARKONNEN! UP-UP-UP! DOWN-DOWN-DOWN! BARON-BARON! TO THE GROUND! [Male choir — enormous sustained note] HAAAAARKONNENNNNN! [HARD STOP] [OUTRO — MILITARY AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL] [Quiet orchestral drone / distant suspensor hum] [Female radio officer — professionally calm] Ground Control to Baron Harkonnen. You're drifting into restricted airspace. [BARON — DEEP / ANNOYED] I OWN THE AIRSPACE FOOL ! [Female] Roger [PAUSE] Please maintain your altitude. [LOW MECHANICAL RUMBLE] [Female — NASA STYLE narrow band radio transmission] Oh DEAR He's venting gas. [HARD CUT]
