
Plus Tax
[Hook: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, loud, bragging, barked] Name your number, now add tax Add a fee for all the years that you sat on my tracks Wrote me off as a loss on a form in a stack Name your number, now add tax [Verse 1: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, bragging, chest out] Six years back in a room with a view Men in grey suits said we don't know what to do Put my record on a shelf by the coffee machine Called it a loss, wrote it off clean Took the deduction, took a sip, took a lunch Saved a little money with a pen and a hunch Now the same fluorescent office got my song on the wall And the same grey suits want to give me a call [Hook: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, loud, bragging, barked] Name your number, now add tax Add a fee for all the years that you sat on my tracks Wrote me off as a loss on a form in a stack Name your number, now add tax [Verse 2: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, bragging, harder, jaw set] Sold the room out Tuesday, sold it out again Sold the shirt off my back to a kid in the pen Every show I'm counting cash in a sock with a hole You get paid in percentage, I get paid in the whole They said hello, superstar, said we always believed Said the door was always open, I said the door got relieved Said we'd love to have you back like I'm a sweater you returned Not a chance, I'm a lesson that you paid to have learned [Bridge: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, itemized, one charge per bar, fuzz bass answers] Line one, six years on a shelf Line two, the loss you took for yourself Line three, the lunch that you bought with my name Line four, the coffee, add it, same Line five, the call that you never returned Line six, the bridges that you thought I burned Bottom of the paper, here's the sum Plus tax, plus tip, now here it come [Verse 3: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, bragging, savoring every number] Wrote me off, now I'm writing you up Charging you a fee for the coffee cup You can claim me on your taxes as a gift that you lost I'mma claim you on my taxes as the cost of the cost Got a lawyer with a bulldog and a bulldog with a lawyer Got a ledger with your name in it, I'm the one who'll destroy ya Want me back? Then you pay what I'm worth Plus the years, plus the shelf, plus the tax on the hurt [Hook: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, loud, bragging, barked] Name your number, now add tax Add a fee for all the years that you sat on my tracks Wrote me off as a loss on a form in a stack Name your number, now add tax [Outro: Bulldog-jawed bragging male MC, laughing, fuzz bass rings out and fades] Receipt's in the mail Keep the change [End]

