Forgot My Damn Password Again

[Verse 1] I got six for my email Ten for the bank Three just to check my gas tank One for the dog cam, two for the fridge Fifteen more for the smart-ass bridge [Pre-Chorus] I’m locked outta heaven, locked outta sin Just tryin’ to log my dumb ass in [Chorus] Forgot my damn password again Forgot my damn password again Tried “WhiskeyGod88”—nope, denied again Now I'm screaming at my phone like a drunk old hen [Verse 2] Uppercase, lowercase, symbol too “Must contain blood of a goat and your firstborn’s shoe” Can't reuse one from 2012 So I’m makin’ up lies just to trick myself [Pre-Chorus] I reset it last night, now it’s gone again My brain’s just a 404 in skin [Chorus] Forgot my damn password again Forgot my damn password again Tried “letmeinplz”—said “too weak, my friend” Now I’m guessin’ till my will meets its bitter end [Bridge – Shouted Sermon, frantic preacher mode] Twelve gates to the kingdom and each one got a CAPTCHA You wanna pray? You better verify your pastor! Two-factor? Boo-faster! Send a code? I said no! Why you textin’ my toaster— LET ME GO! [Breakdown – chug riff + harmonica solo] [Final Chorus – even louder] Forgot my damn password again Forgot my damn password again The cloud don’t care, it just counts my sin Tried “Jesus123”—got locked back in! [Outro – whispered like a curse] I just wanted to check the fuckin’ weather…