Lil' Donnie Pooped Again

He waddled into town with a shit-eatin’ grin, Said “I’m the best there ever been,” His deals were a scam, he never He POO POO POO POO POOOP! Talks real big but that man ain’t right, Every scheme’s just another courtroom fight, Leaves a mess wherever he sits, Poor old Donnie’s got the shits POO POO POO POO POOOP! Lil’ Donnie Trump pooped himself again POO POO POOOP! Lil’ Donnie Trump pooped himself again POO POO POOOP! Lil’ Donnie Trump pooped himself agaaaain — POOP POOP POOO Says he’s winnin’ and the scoreboard lies, Them farts keep blowin’ in everybody’s eyes, Folks keep askin’, “Lord, what’s that smell?” It’s Joe Biden’s fault, can’t you tell? POO POO POO POO POOOP! He blames his aides, He blames the chair, He blames a fella who ain’t even there, He blames everyone EXCEPT himself, LIL’ DONNIE TRUMP POOPED HIMSELF AGAIN! V4 (new — the diaper-money verse) Passed the hat ‘round, said the cause was grand, Bought himself a new pair of golden pants, Faithful hollered “Amen!” and dug in deep, Now they’re payin’ for the laundry while he’s fast asleep — POO POO POO POO POOOP! FINAL CHORUS