[No music, Spoken on a hot mic] "Are we ready to do this?" "Ah one, two, three..." [Quick, Fast Upbeat Intro] [Verse] Oh, the world's aglow with a nuclear hue, But don't you fret, we've got the cure for you! When the Geiger clicks, don't delay, Just grab some RadAway! (Hey, hey, hey!) [Prechorus] Keeps the rads away, oh yes, it does, No extra limbs, no glowing fuzz! [Chorus] RadAway keeps the rads away, And mutations at bay (Hey, hey, hey!) Your hair will stay, your smile won't stray, Thanks to RadAway (hooray!) [Verse 2] Feeling green? Don’t come undone, A little dose, and you’ll feel like fun! No extra limbs, no glowing skin, RadAway will help you win! [Chorus] RadAway keeps the rads away, And mutations at bay (Hey, hey, hey!) Your hair will stay, your smile won't stray, Thanks to RadAway (hooray!) [Bridge] When the bombs fall, and skies turn gray, Be ready, friend, for a brighter day! Pop that cap, take a sip, And kiss radiation goodbye—what a trip! [Final Chorus] RadAway keeps the rads away, And mutations at bay (Hey, hey, hey!) Your hair will stay, your smile won't stray, Thanks to RadAway—every day! [High Energy Outro] [No music, Spoken on a hot mic] "I can't believe they're selling this shit."
