[Intro – Instrumental Only] (Fast punk riff, drums building, like the start of a dirty joke anthem) [Verse 1] They call him Jackhammer down the block, Bedroom locked with a broken lock. Posters shaking on the wall each night, Neighbors screaming, “Yo, kill the light!” Hands of steel, never takes a break, Every damn day’s another earthquake. [Pre-Chorus] One-track mind, he won’t slow down, He’s the legend of this town. [Chorus] Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, He jacks your cat and he jacks your dog. Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, He jacks the shift knob, he jacks a cup… …I think he jacked your dad too. [Verse 2] Bathroom floor, living room chair, Jackhammer’s working everywhere. Kitchen sink and the neighbor’s shed, Grandma fainted when she saw his bed. Rumor says he even tried one day, To jack the clouds and the Milky Way. [Pre-Chorus] One-track mind, he won’t slow down, He’s the legend of this town. [Chorus] Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, He jacks your cat and he jacks your dog. Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, He jacks the shift knob, he jacks a cup… …I think he jacked your dad too. [Bridge – Shouted/Gang Vocals] Jack it loud, jack it strong, He’s been jacking all night long. Jack it fast, jack it slow, No one’s safe, you never know! [Final Chorus – Bigger & Louder] Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, Your PlayStation, your fish, your wall. Jacking it—he’s jacking it all, He jacked the moon, and he’ll jack us all! [Outro – Spoken/Sarcastic] “Dude… did he just jack the toaster?” “…Bro… he IS the toaster.”
