𝐌𝐲 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐟 #4 N'ata femmina / Nata femmina Serie: N'ata femmina (2013-ongoing/neverending) Location: mostly Shibuya-ku (crossing, omotendo zone, takeshita), Shinijuku-ku, with a bit of Minato-ku (Azabu) and Akiba (Chiyoda-ku, right?) too. [Actually unprintable: Not numerable number of photos and/or selection / always changing] **** ****** **** GLOSSARY (almost longer than song itself): N'ata femmina: dialect for "another kind of woman" Nata femmina: same sound as above, italian for "born female" (damn, i am smart, I am not?) baka: dumb yaeba: crooked tooth (often a protruding canine; considered cute in Japan) kawaii: adorably cute hentai: I know you know it, but literally is "pervert" yankii: delinquent youth (rebellious style, dyed hair and stuff) tsundere: cold or harsh on the outside, but secretly sweet and affectionate yandere: sweet and loving, but obsessively possessive dojikko: clumsy girl (often portrayed as charmingly awkward) jukujyo: basically a milf hitozuma: married woman (frequently used in romantic or adult contexts, as I discovered it at my expense) bishoujo: beautiful young girl (common anime archetype) niito onna: NEET woman aidoru: idol (young pop star or performer) deredere: constantly sweet, affectionate, and openly loving sekushii gyaru: Sexy girl (fashion-forward, tanned, flashy style; bold and provocative) **** ***** **** Short, tall big, small plain and hot slim or fat young, old shy, bold cool and cranky happy or angry smart, baka perfect smile or yaeba? elegant and messy cute or bossy sorry, men it's just my lens it's not that you're lame but my Tokyo is female don't call me hentai it's just a thing of mine call it an aesthetic preference but to female Japan I bow in reverence classic, geeky kawaii, yankii sweet and tsundere cold or yandere wild, dull chaste, sinful curvy and flat short or long legs dojikko, jukujyo hitozuma, bishoujo niito onna, aidoru deredere or sekushii gyaru sorry, guys it's just my lens it's not that you're lame but my Tokyo is female don't call me hentai but if you do, don't worry, it's fine i am faithful but when it's shooting time female Japan is a turf of mine... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ **** ***** **** Damn, I forgot oppai. Please, forgive me. **** ***** **** **** ***** **** 日本語 **** ***** **** 背が低い、高い 大きい、小さい シンプルで熱い 細いか太いか 若い、年配 内気、大胆 クールで気難しい 幸せか怒ってるか 賢い、バカ 完璧な笑顔か八重歯? エレガントで乱れてる 可愛いか威張ってるか ごめんよ、男たち 俺のレンズのせいなんだ 君たちがダメってわけじゃない でも俺の東京は女性なんだ 変態って呼ばないでくれ これは俺のこだわりなんだ 美的な好みって呼んでくれ 女性の日本に俺は敬意を表する クラシック、オタク カワイイ、ヤンキー 甘くてツンデレ 冷たくてヤンデレ 野性的、退屈 純潔、罪深い グラマーでぺたんこ 足が短いか長いか ドジっ娘、熟女 人妻、美少女 ニート女、アイドル デレデレかセクシーギャル ごめんよ、男たち 俺のレンズのせいなんだ 君たちがダメってわけじゃない でも俺の東京は女性なんだ 変態って呼ばないでくれ でももしそう呼ぶなら、まあいいさ 俺は一途だけど、撮影の時間になれば 女性の日本は俺の縄張りなんだ… **** ***** **** くそっ、オッパイ忘れてた。許してくれ。 **** ***** ****