f sharp

[Title] f sharp [Intro] caret blinking in the dark green phosphor little spark open folder, eat the tree type it once and set me free fedit in the terminal tiny little criminal buffer goblin, syntax rat where my union cases at? [Verse 1] let me in, let me bind let rec loops inside my mind match me with a little clause pipe me through the goblin jaws Some and None and Ok and Error types are yelling in the mirror map map bind bind fold tail-call gremlin made of gold Ctrl P, command bar bite open files all through the night piece table, undo stack delete it once, bring it back [Pre-Chorus] I don't want your curly cage I don't want your null parade I want arrows, pipes, and crime I want types that bite in time So when the build goes red And the REPL starts to bark I scream it in the terminal [Chorus] f sharp f sharp little language with a big green spark f sharp f sharp type-safe goblin in the dark f sharp f sharp pipe pipe pipe till the buffers arc f sharp f sharp this is the official unofficial mark [Hook] let let let-let-let match match match-match-match pipe pipe |> pipe pipe fun fun function dispatch SomeSome NoneNone OkOk ErrorError DU DU doo-doo-doo tailrec terror terror f sharp f sh-sh-sharp f sharp f sh-sh-sharp [Verse 2] indent goblin, no remorse computation expression horse async crawling through the floor mailbox knocking at the door module open namespace squeal records spinning like a wheel with with member member syntax goblins dismember List dot map and Seq dot choose type inference stole my shoes pattern match my rotten soul fold me into rock and roll Live watcher saw me sin rescan, reload, let me in thirteen themes in a trenchcoat phosphor venom in my throat [Pre-Chorus 2] I don't want a framework throne I want one file, built alone I want editor, language, spark All small enough to leave a mark And when the cursor carves A little caret in the dark We scream it like a warning [Chorus] f sharp f sharp little language with a big green spark f sharp f sharp type-safe goblin in the dark f sharp f sharp pipe pipe pipe till the buffers arc f sharp f sharp this is the official unofficial mark [Bridge] discriminated union goblin communion active pattern chewing type provider ruin option option option monad-ish concoction record copy mutation but not really mutation match-with match-with match-match-match-with let-in let-in let-let-let-in pipe-right pipe-right pipe-pipe-pipe-right f sharp f sharp f sharp bite [Breakdown] Small editor green cursor sharp language no mercy No null no noise no crown just choice Open the tree split the file save the thing goblin smile [Drop Hook] f sharp! let let let! f sharp! match match match! f sharp! Some Some None! f sharp! Ok Error clone! f sharp! pipe to the heart! f sharp! terminal dark! f sharp! sh-sh-sh-sharp! f sharp! sh-sh-sh-sharp! [Final Chorus] f sharp f sharp little language with a big green spark f sharp f sharp type-safe goblin in the dark f sharp f sharp write the editor, leave the mark f sharp f sharp official unofficial in the dark [Outro] caret blinking buffer sinking types are thinking goblins linking let rec anthem = fun crowd -> crowd |> scream "f sharp" f sharp f sharp f sharp