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Nita the Mushroom Girl

V6

[Verse 1] Deep where the moonlight paints the trees, Where glowing caps sway in the breeze, There’s a girl in red with a wicked little grin, If Nita says, “Trust me!”—don’t you dare give in. Pretty as a fairy, sweet as berry wine, She’ll compliment your armor while stealing it from behind. She knows every jewel, every flower, every face, Then moves your favorite treasure to a completely different place. [Pre-Chorus] Tiptoe, giggle, vanish from sight, Little mushroom menace in the middle of the night. Is she good? Is she bad? Depends upon the day— But if she starts smiling, something’s gone astray! [Chorus] Nita! Nita! Queen of tricks and trouble, Charm you once, then cause you double! Dancing through the mushroom glow, Where she’ll strike next, nobody knows! Nita! Nita! Beautiful disaster, Sweet little tease and prank-time master! Chaotic heart, wild and free— The prettiest pest beneath the trees! [Verse 2] She’ll leave a trail of mushrooms leading to a chest, You open it expecting gold—confetti does the rest. She’ll tell the trolls the fairies said their noses look absurd, Then sit upon a mushroom laughing at every angry word. She loves a pretty painting, polished gems and lace, A handsome knight might earn a wink directly to his face. But flatter her too boldly and your boots may disappear— Then Nita’s laughter echoes while she’s nowhere near! [Bridge] She’s not your hero, She’s not your foe, She simply goes wherever mischief wants to go. A wink, a bow, A playful tease— Then suddenly your hat is hanging forty feet up in the trees! [Final Chorus] Nita! Nita! Queen of tricks and trouble, Every little prank just makes her giggle double! Red mushroom dress in a forest glow, Catch her if you can—but she already knows! Nita! Nita! Charming little schemer, Pretty-eyed rogue and woodland dreamer! Neither saint nor villainess— Just beautiful, chaotic Nita-ness! [Outro] Hee hee hee… ha ha ha… “Aw, don’t look so upset…” “I was only having a little fun.” 🍄