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David Cronenberg Ate My TV #PishTV

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My entry for SwedishPish TV event. Details below. https://suno.com/playlist/5b32ebc7-1e5c-4ba9-848c-ada82e9c2718 ************* [Intro] (Orchestral fanfare) [Announcement] We interrupt this program for a special report. This is Northern Provincial Television, serving the dominion since 1972. NPT News… [News Report] This is a special report. Local authorities are investigating a series of unusual incidents involving renowned Canadian film director David Cronenberg. According to multiple homeowners, regular programming was interrupted late Tuesday evening by a low-frequency audio tone and progressive image distortion. Witnesses state that Mr. Cronenberg then appeared within the television display itself. Several residents report that he pressed his hands against the interior surface of the screen before proceeding to consume portions of the device from within. Officials have not confirmed how such an event would be physically possible. Utility crews have advised citizens not to disconnect affected sets until further notice. Viewers are instructed to avoid direct contact with the screen if visual anomalies occur. Police say individuals should refrain from making sudden movements in front of the display. Authorities would not elaborate on that recommendation. At this time, Mr. Cronenberg's whereabouts remain unknown. Residents are advised to remain indoors... ...and to stay away from their television sets. 📺🐟 MISSION: #PishTV 📺🐟 You wake up. It feels like the 90's again. The TV blares with something sticky. The signal is breaking. The screen is cracking. The pish are broadcasting live. Will you grab the remote… or go to commcerial? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Broadcast Remix the anthem or build your own insane program. Make it loud. Make it weird. No, WEIRDER. Go playful. Go chaotic. Slap that sugar signal. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Design the Screen Storm Create cover art that feels like a 90s TV meltdown. If it feels unhinged, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the Hashtag Tag your creation with #PishTV Let the signal spread. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Tap the Glass Comment on the original track so the fish know you’ve tuned in. No silent watchers. Only active broadcasters. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Feed the Frenzy Stream. Share. Support. Blast your fellow creators across playlists. The stronger the swarm, the louder the takeover. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 6: Loop the Transmission Paste these rules into your track description so the signal keeps multiplying. No dead air. No quiet channels. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX And that’s it. Flip the switch. Crack the screen. Let the fish in. 📺🐟 The broadcast has begun. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX