MM1.4.6-A: Better Safe than Sorry (Wondertainment) (L58)
[Intro] "Ah..." "Yes..." "Hahaha..." "Just like that." "A-one, and two, and three, and-" Ohhh! [Verse 1] Step into my office, My, you must've had a fright! Don't you worry, it's all over, And I swear you'll be alright. What we have to do is simple- Just a trifle, Don't you fret- See, you've got a nasty monster Stowed away inside your head. It won't take much, And you'll only feel a pinch. If we waste another moment, You'll feel your membrane start to itch! But with a clip, and a snip, I can save you a trip. Get your mind off the trouble, Wipe the blood from your lip- Like- [Sighing:] "Ahh..." "Now..." "Isn't that better?" "Hahahahahah...!" [Pre-Chorus] Yes, Better safe than sorry! That's what mother used to say. Better patched up in a hurry, Than inside an early grave! [Chorus] Oh, you Poor... Poor... Thing... What an Aw... Full... Dream... But I can make it go away, I can help you numb the pain, Just sign your name and give your say, And let me be the cure~~! "For all the nightmares you've endured." [Instrumental Break] [Bass Drop] [Verse 2] Now, it'll take some light adjustment. But you'll be back to normal soon. Tell me, What shade is this ink blot? How much space is in the room? I have to ask, you see- Standard procedure, after all- It's just a test to check your eyes- You should sit down before you fall. I'm afraid that your affliction Runs much deeper than we thought. Lucky I've got a prescription That'll manage all the rot. You'll take one in the morning, One with lunch, and one at night. Then, I'm sure, before you know it, You'll be feeling quite alright- Like- [Sighing:] "Ahh..." "Yes..." "That's so much better...." "Hahahahahah...!" [Pre-Chorus] Yes, Better safe than sorry! That's what mother used to say! Better you remain my quarry, Than be abandoned on your way! [Chorus] Oh, you Poor... Poor... Thing... What an Aw... Full... Dream... But I can make it go away, I can help you numb the pain, Just sign your name and give your say, And let me be the cure~~! "For all the nightmares you've endured." [Instrumental Break] [Extended Bass Drop] [Bridge] Time is running out, love... So I hope you'll take this chance. It may be somewhat untested, But you have to face the facts. You've been running out of options, And I've got just what you need. If you trust me, I can promise You won't even have to bleed. Because... [Pre-Chorus] It's Better safe than sorry! Just like mother used to say! Better now than in the morning, When you might just waste away! [Chorus] Oh, you Poor... Poor... Thing... What an Aw... Full... Dream... But I can make it go away, I can help you numb the pain, Just sign your name and give your say, And let me be the cure~~! "For all the nightmares you've endured." [Instrumental Break] [Extended Bass Drop] [Outro] Oh, yes, I can be the cure.... I can leed... The way when you're unsure... And I give you my word.... That you'll never... Ever... Feel... The... Hurt. [END]
