[Intro - smooth, seductive, building beat] Dirty elf, I'm a dirty elf I'm a dirty elf, I'm a dirty elf Dirty elf, I'm a dirty elf (At the Velveteen Dream) [Chorus - seductive, catchy, bouncy, playful] Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (At the Velveteen Dream) Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Grind on this bubble butt) Well you can get this lap dance here for free Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Then we take it upstairs if you got the coin) [Verse 1 - rhythmic swagger, smooth and confident] I'm an elf whore (I'm an elf whore) Quick on the floor (Quick on the floor) Somethin' you've never seen before (This bubble butt) And I dare a motherfucker to come get a taste I got this ass (I got this ass) And it don't come cheap (Nah it don't come cheap) But for the right client (For the right one) I'll make your night one you won't forget... face It's so real, how I feel 'Cause this brothel life, that makes an elf wanna thrill I'm just straight ill, workin' the Velveteen floor While the clients, is soundin' like they beggin' to me They sayin' please... but I don't give it easy [Chorus] Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (At the Velveteen Dream) Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Grind on this bubble butt) Well you can get this lap dance here for free Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Then we take it upstairs if you got the coin) [Verse 2 - boastful, explicit, cocky energy] When you think of Ossir, think of that cake Bubble butt poppin', got that thicc elven shake Pointy ears twitchin' when the gold starts to shake Bury your face between these cheeks, get lost in the cake Two hands full, both cheeks, feelin' like a god You can find me twerkin', whippin' it, might flash Or find me grindin' with the ones who spend that cash Find me in the private room, lightin' up that dream herb Burnin' the night, all in the name of good sex It's Ossir, baby, sex on the menu, I'm gnarly, baby Fuck with me? Make you come hard, baby And you know the flow ungodly, baby So let's party, baby Chicks and boys nickname me Dream, they get high off my dick I take 'em to the velvet suite, they call it the cockpit Time for take-off, the clothes they drop quick Now that's first class fuckin', baby, ain't that some fly shit? [Chorus - repeat with more energy] Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (At the Velveteen Dream) Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Grind on this bubble butt) Well you can get this lap dance here for free Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Then we take it upstairs if you got the coin) [Bridge - manic, playful] Mephala thinks she's high class with them big ol' tits But we both know the clients line up for these hips (She can have the fancy talk) I'm the one they come back for, the total hoe bag (Yeah... come get this lap dance) [Final Chorus - bigger, ad libs on repeats] Ooh baby, you like what you see? (You know you do) Well you can get this lap dance here for free (At the Velveteen Dream, yeah) Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Grind on this elf ass... feel that bubble) Well you can get this lap dance here for free Ooh baby, you like what you see? Well you can get this lap dance here for free (Upstairs after... if you can handle it) [Outro - fading with hook] Dirty elf, I'm a dirty elf... (At the Velveteen Dream) Yeah...
