Mmmm.. Oh shit. Oooh shiiit... I'm suppose to be on a date. I said “five minutes” like an honest man, Then I tripped on crumbs and a recycling can. My phone autocorrects “sorry”, to “liar”. And now I’m sweating gin... through a stolen attire. I’m runnin’ late, don’t lose your cool baby. I fell in love with a red barstool. But I dumped it quick, I swear I did! It had commitment issues, that stupid shit. Sorry babe I lost track of time but, I found a mirror in a kebab shop wall. Said “you’re the problem” — I said “not at all!”. We argued hard, I almost won... Then I forgot which side I was on. It's getting dark, it's 3am, and I couldn't remember where our spot was, which furniture store.. See I had a map but I, I ate the key. Don’t ask how, it made sense to me I’m runnin’ late, but baby I’m tryin’. Shoelace loose and my brain is fryin’. I’m five minutes away, stay where you are. I think I just married a minibar, But it meant nothing, it’s over now. We had differences… mainly “how?” Hey… hey listen… You ever feel like time is just… like aa… A suggestion? Like pants? I lost mine. No, no, not the time. ..or maybe both. I’m runnin’ late, but baby I’m tryin’. Shoelace loose and my brain is fryin’. There was a dog—I just had to pet. Then we discussed my life regrets. Got six bad reasons and one good lie, “I got stuck helpin’ an old man cry”. Same time tomorrow babe?
