She walked in like a movie scene… Said “Ciao, amore” I said, “I’m yours.” But something… felt... off. Her voice like velvet, her lips like wine, Every word sounded like a love sign. “Ho seppellito mio marito sotto il limone…” I nodded like “Wow… that’s poetry, woman.” I didn’t know what she said, but my heart went boom, Could’ve been a threat or a dinner menu. She kept on talkin', I kept on fallin’ Bro, I think she said “arson” but she said it so charming. Amore... wait, what?! I thought she said “I love your eyes,” But she just confessed to twenty lies! Amore... wait, what?! She said “Ti voglio” that felt right But now I’m in jail and she took my bike. Amore... wait, whaaaaat? “Sono ricercata in cinque città.” I said, “Wow, that must mean she’s rich, ha-ha!” She lit a match and tossed her phone, Blew me a kiss and changed her tone: “Lui è il prossimo…” Wait who’s next?? Red flags? I thought it was passion flair, She had a sword in her purse I thought, “designer wear!” The cops showed up, she disappeared, Now I’m the one they all feared! Amore... wait, what?! I thought we were havin’ spaghetti, Turns out she robbed the deli already! Amore... wait, what?! She said “Arrivederci, dolcezza,” Now I’m in court with no address-a! Amore... wait, whaaaat?! She said “Ti amo,” I said “me too,” Next thing I knew, I’m on the news… Oh no. Amore... wait, what?! That voice could melt the Vatican walls, But she framed me in the shopping mall. Amore... wait, what?! I thought this was amore mio, Turns out she’s wanted in Torino. Amore... wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaat?! “Ti mancherò… anche in prigione.” …I think that means “Good luck in jail.”
