[Verse 1] I came through a portal I saw a manor I saw a throne I saw a strange little man Who thought he owned the place So I took him Problem solved Everyone else says English How dreadfully polite I call him Cunt [Pre-Chorus] I walk these halls Like I built the bloody place Dragon girls stare Creatures whisper Someone asks me If I have permission I laugh PERMISSION?! [Chorus] CUNT BELONGS TO ME! By portal, crown and decree! You can call him English If it makes you feel better But when I want him He comes to me (Cunt belongs to me) (Cunt belongs to me) [Verse 2] I conquered worlds With considerably less effort I have fought monsters I have broken armies I've opened portals Through walls Just because I could And somehow This bloody lunatic Made himself difficult So naturally I kept him [Pre-Chorus] He says he's a creator Maker of bodies Maker of life Seeker of perfection Very impressive But here's a lesson From your new queen You can create anything And still get kidnapped By a goblin [Chorus] CUNT BELONGS TO ME! By portal, crown and decree! The dragons may call him English The others may call him English But I know him better He's Cunt to me (Cunt belongs to me) (Cunt belongs to me) [Bridge] Don't worry, Cunt I won't break your manor Probably Don't worry, English I won't break your world Probably And if you try to escape Well That's what portals are for HAHAHAHA! You made a world I made it mine [Final Chorus] CUNT BELONGS TO ME! Bow before your queen! I found the man Who made them all And now he's stuck with me CUNT BELONGS TO ME! Say it loud! Say it proud! English? No Not here Not now Not while I'm around CUNT! IS! MINE! And someone fetch my crown I'm redecorating (Cunt belongs to me) (Cunt belongs to me)
