Uh-oh! Yeah! Fire it up! Heh-heh! Let’s go! Couch kings in the basement, TV blasting loud, Doritos in hand, we’re the rowdy crowd. Skateboard down the hill, crash into the fence, Laughing through the chaos, man, we make no sense. Smoke alarms screaming, we just turn them down, Neighbors shouting nonsense, we own this town. No trophies, no fame, just metal in our veins, Messing up the night with our unplanned campaigns. Turn it up, let the walls shake, Feel the fire, no brakes! Cornholio’s rampage! Let’s blow the roof, Power chords crashing, feel the groove! Hands in the air, let the riff control ya, Guitars screaming loud, nothing can hold ya! TV reruns and endless jokes, Commentary on life, bad puns and smokes. Neighbors call the cops, we just laugh and roll, Headbanging loud, metal in our soul. Leather jackets, flannel, stereo blares, Cans of soda flying, who even cares? Nothing serious, but it feels just right, Beavis & Butt-Head style owns the night. Crank it up, let the walls shake, Feel that heat, no brakes! Cornholio’s rampage! Let’s blow the roof, Power chords crashing, feel the groove! Hands in the air, let the riff control ya, Guitars screaming loud, nothing can hold ya! Uh-oh, fire’s climbing higher, Jump and scream, chaos on the wire! Bass pounding in your chest, drums like a hammer, This is dumb, loud fun, and we don’t give a damn, yeah! Cornholio’s rampage! Let’s blow the roof, Power chords crashing, feel the groove! Hands in the air, let the riff control ya, Guitars screaming loud, nothing can hold ya! Cornholio’s rampage! One last time tonight, We own the chaos, turn up the fight! Yeah, fire it up! Cornholio rules tonight! Heh-heh! Woo!
