Spooky’s not a season, it’s a mindset. Halloween’s not just in October, it’s whenever I say. You think ghouls, goblins and ghosts are a once a year thing? Take that shit back to Santa Claus, listen to the skeleton’s teeth chattering. You think what witches are brewing something that takes only a week of stewing? That shit takes months, nary, even years. And the bats that fly around? Son, you know they’re always here. People think skeletons, in the fall, that’s the only time they come out. But if you look close enough, there’s a skeleton in your mouth! The bog monster’s dressed all emo, pretty much year round. But come late October, he puts his freak flag down. All for appearances, because we as a society decided, that Halloween’s just a short experience, well to that we’re rioting! Spooky’s not a season, it’s a mindset. Halloween’s not just in October, it’s whenever I say. You think ghouls, goblins and ghosts are a once a year thing? Take that shit back to Santa Claus, listen to the skeleton’s teeth chattering. Calling all Frankensteins, slime monsters and vampires. We’re taking to the streets, sea monsters too, ready up your clampers. The zombies swooped in, the headless horseman brought his lantern. Don my shoulders, gargoyles, this whole city’s gonna burn. Unless of course, they meet our demands. And spread Halloween all across the land. No more hiding, no more shadows, except for of course the shadow monsters, y’know. Spooky’s not a season, it’s a mindset. Halloween’s not just in October, it’s whenever I say. You think ghouls, goblins and ghosts are a once a year thing? Take that shit back to Santa Claus, listen to the skeleton’s teeth chattering. The mummy’s upset tummy will hopefully make them feel crummy about not letting us live. We’re people too, god dammit! Well some of us were, at a point, for the rest of us it’s sort of a gambit. Please, hear our cries, bring Halloween to all of our towns. Please, do you realize how much this is making the werewolves frown? Spooky’s not a season, it’s a mindset. Halloween’s not just in October, it’s whenever I say. You think ghouls, goblins and ghosts are a once a year thing? Take that shit back to Santa Claus, listen to the skeleton’s teeth chattering.
