hey boy, i don’t know if you heard i’m the protector of like, this whole neighborhood the local science lab unleashed a virus that turned all the moms and dads into half dinosaur monsters that eat dogs for breakfast and little kids like us for dessert. but don’t you worry I’m like 72% certain a direct hit with my fireball will knock em dead for good only one way to be sure. hiyaaaah! see? no problemo. you wanna try? it’s easy… you just cock your arm back, let it fly. oops you missed. but i bet you get it on the next try. they’re changing all of the rules! like we’re all simpering fools! can’t watch my favorite film, or hear that one special tune without subscribing to a hundred different wastes of time while I’m waiting in the long bread lines the ones they said were just a figment of my overactive imagination. fuck that... fuck that! I’m the queen of imagination toppled the lizard regime rescued the cute boy with lemur eyes from countless threats upon his being I’m the princess of our liberation squashed the robot uprising without destroying a single one I just reset them back to factory settings I won’t sit here and watch these villains pretend they know how to love while pressing their fear into our wounds I’ll serve them up my fireball damage infinity +1, nulls invincibility turns them into harmless slugs.
