[INTRO — COSMIC TRANSMISSION] Deep space… strange laughter… violet energy… DJ Champignon: Lalala… lalère… Oh, Sorceress… I need your magic! The Galactic Witch: My magic? For what purpose? DJ Champignon: For the beat that opens EVERYTHING! BOOM… BOOM… TSSSS… TRALALA LALÈÈÈRE! [VERSE 1 — THE GALACTIC WITCH] Across the stars, beneath the moon, She rides the storm, she bends the tune. Violet lightning in her hands, She holds the secrets of forgotten lands. A mushroom DJ, glowing bright, Appears before her in the night. His cosmic cap begins to shine, “I need your magic to unlock the line!” [PRE-CHORUS — THE REQUEST] DJ Champignon: “Your violet fire, my cosmic sound, Together we can shake the ground! Give me the magic, let it flow, There's something Thorthu needs to know!” The Galactic Witch: “You want my power? Tell me why! What sleeps beyond the cosmic sky?” DJ Champignon: “To open every gate in space… And let ALL dimensions find their place!” [CHORUS — TRALALA LALÈRE] TRALALA! TRALALA LALÈRE! Violet magic in the air! DJ Champignon, ignite the night, Make the sleeping portals light! TRALALA! LALALA LÈRE! Every dimension, everywhere! Sorceress, unleash your flame! THORTHU'S GATES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! [VERSE 2 — THE MAGIC AWAKENS] She raises both her violet hands, Dark energy sweeps across the lands. He drops the beat, the stars align, A thousand worlds begin to shine. The drums are pounding, the bass is deep, Ancient dimensions wake from sleep. A violet spell, a cosmic key, A rhythm unlocking infinity! [BUILD-UP — THE SPELL] WITCH: Violet magic… ENGAGE! DJ CHAMPIGNON: Cosmic frequency… MAXIMUM RANGE! BOTH: TRALALA! LALALA! TRALALA LALÈÈÈRE! Whispers multiply. Metallic tribal drums accelerate. THORTHU! THORTHU! CAN YOU HEAR US? OPEN THE GATES! [DROP — THE PORTALS OF INFINITY] OPEN! OPEN! OPEN THE DOORS! Across the stars, across the floors! World after world, dimension by dimension, Feel the power of cosmic invention! TRALALA LALÈRE! THE MAGIC IS THERE! TRALALA LALÈRE! PORTALS EVERYWHERE! VIOLET! BLUE! THE COSMOS BREAKS THROUGH! THORTHU, THE KEY IS YOURS! OPEN ALL DIMENSIONAL DOORS! [BRIDGE — THORTHU ANSWERS] The beat suddenly stops. A voice echoes through the void: THORTHU: “I hear the frequency… I feel the spell… Every gate is waking… Every world can tell!” DJ Champignon: “That's it! That's the sound! The magic key has finally been found!” The Galactic Witch: “But tell me, Mushroom… When every portal opens wide… What waits for us on the other side?” One heartbeat. Then silence. [FINAL DROP — ALL DIMENSIONS] TRALALA! TRALALA LALÈRE! THE WITCH'S MAGIC FILLS THE AIR! THORTHU OPENS EVERY GATE! NO MORE BOUNDARIES! NO MORE FATE! TRIBAL DRUMS! COSMIC FIRE! RAISE THE FREQUENCY HIGHER! TRALALA! LALALA! LALÈÈÈÈÈRE! [OUTRO — THE WARNING] Distorted alien radio. A low, ominous voice. DJ Champignon: “Every dimension… connected.” Thorthu: “Every portal… open.” The Galactic Witch: “Then why… is something coming THROUGH?” An enormous bass impact. DJ Champignon: “Oh-oh… Lalala… lalère?” End with sinister cosmic laughter.
