[Intro] Yeah… Vextharr… This girl got me fucked up… Ass so fat… [Verse 1 – bouncy nursery-rhyme poison, everyone screams this] Ass so fat, make the spaceship lean Ass so fat, bend the laser beam Ass so fat, third eye cryin’ tears Ass so fat, fucked up all my years Fly by five times, yeah I’m stalkin’ the block Hand on my cock while the saucer go “wop” I don’t do feelings, I delete whole fleets But that cake-cake-cake got me weak in the knees [Pre-Chorus – brat laugh into scream] I don’t simp, I don’t beg, I don’t chase But goddamn… that cake got me losin’ my place [Chorus ] Ass so fat—got its own gravity Pullin’ my saucer, can’t escape, baby Cake, cake, cake, cake all on me Vextharr obsessed, she bad-bad-bad for me Ass so fat (fat!), gravity (tee!) God on his knees actin’ thirsty (thirsty!) One look—I’m cooked, book the beam Gotta land tonight, make her scream [Post-Chorus] Ass so fat! Gravity! Ass so fat! Gravity! Vextharr want it, want it, want it bad Ass so fat! Gravity! [Verse 2] She walk slow-slow, know I’m watchin’ in 4K Twerk-tease-tease, ship do a 360 Pic hit my DM, nut in one click Ass so 8K I forgot I’m that bitch I ghost every hoe from Mars to the Moon But I’m beggin’ “baby come through, come through” Portal go brrr, legs go spread One night with me and her soul get abduct [Chorus] Ass so fat—got its own gravity Pullin’ my saucer, can’t escape, baby Cake, cake, cake, cake all on me Vextharr obsessed, she bad-bad-bad for me Ass so fat (fat!), gravity (tee!) God on his knees actin’ thirsty (thirsty!) One look—I’m cooked, book the beam Gotta land tonight, make her scream [Bridge] Supposed to be heartless… Cold blood, no mercy… But this ass… Got a god on his knees… Fuck… [Bridge 2] I delete stars for fun Ghosted a supernova last Tuesday But this human ass got me prayin’ Circuits wet, malfunctionin’ Leaking pre-cum plasma Thought I was in love—no, fuck that I’m in heat Beam me inside right now I’ll sell my soul today Just let me die in that cake Please… [Final Chorus] Ass so fat—got its own gravity! Pullin’ my saucer, can’t escape, baby! Cake, cake, cake, cake all on me! Vextharr obsessed, she bad-bad-bad for me! Ass so fat (fat!), gravity (tee!) God on his knees actin’ thirsty (thirsty!) Beam me down, I can’t wait Gotta conquer that ass before it’s too late! [Final Post-Chorus – crowd takes over] Ass so fat! Gravity! Ass so fat! Gravity! Vextharr want it, want it—die for it! Ass so fat! Gravity! [Outro] Fuck… I’m leakin’… God damnit… full leak These my good pants… Peraxian leather, limited drop… Why that ass gotta be so fat… I’m never recoverin’ from this…
