No Flirting

Please don’t have sex with me I’m just here to have a beer in peace Sure you’re attractive, but please go away This one goes out to all the women (coming my way) I want your body Is something you’ll never hear me say I’m gonna lay you down on a bed of roses Then leave the room and go on my way No flirting, no teasing, no drinks on me I’m here for my own sweet company I’ve got my beer and my favorite song Please stop assuming we’d get along This ain’t a meet-cute it’s a hard pass I’m not your destiny just a guy with a glass Please don’t have sex with me I’m just here to have a beer in peace Sure you’re attractive, but please go away This one goes out to all the women (coming my way) No flirting No flirting Oh, no, no flrting Give me your number So I can block it Open your mouth Put a sock in it You assume so much by the way I sing But truth be told I’m no good at this kind of thing I see you winking, I see the glance But let me save you the song and dance It’s not you, it’s me, and yeah, also kinda you I’d rather spend my night on a barbecue (with my bros) Please don’t have sex with me I’m just here to have a beer in peace Sure you’re attractive, but please go away This one goes out to all the women (coming my way)