Oh! What? Let’s get pre-modern up in this biznatch! Everybody everybody Chesterton (say what?) Everybody everybody Chesterton (what what) Smoke a pipe and drink some whiskey Open up that orthodoxy Get some bread. Eat that cheese. Chesterton with the Kay’s and Jeez. We don’t starve for want of wonder Modernism going six feet under It’s getting hot in here This common sense is fire Wave that sword cane in the air Cutting retorts like you just don’t care Everybody everybody Chesterton (say what?) Everybody everybody Chesterton (what what) Smoke a pipe and drink some whiskey Open up that orthodoxy So quotable So quotable I’m thirsty for the author of the man who was Thursday Drink it drink it drink it up I’m all Chester’d up Everybody everybody Chesterton (say what?) Everybody everybody Chesterton (what what) Smoke a pipe and drink some whiskey Open up that orthodoxy
