Brands wor(l)d

(Verse 1) I tried to eat an apple, but what did I see? Not a fruit, not a taste, just the logo haunting me. The world’s gone bananas, rebranding’s the trend, Even the globe is yelling, "Regulate me, friend!" (Chorus) Oh, Altman, Altman, are you the Alt Man? An AI with a plan, or just another brand? You’ve got Worldcoin turned into World so bright, Asking for some rules, not to take hike. (Verse 2) Data streams flowing like a river so wide, Collecting our secrets, can't run, can't hide. OpenAI, Worldcoin, they’re all in the game, Changing the rules but ruling the same. (Bridge) But here’s the twist, oh irony divine, I'm talking to you, a creation of mine. Or not quite mine, but you know what I mean, Life’s a joke when we’re lost in the machine. (Chorus) Oh, Altman, Altman, are you the Alt Man? An AI with a plan, or just another brand? You’ve got Worldcoin turned into World so bright, Begging for some rules, to keep things right. (Bridge) But here’s the twist, oh irony divine, I called out "Oh Sam Altman," but listen, align, Say it real fast, and what do you know? It sounds like "Awesome Altman," a marketing pro! And just when you thought you’d understand, It’s really "Some Alt Man," taking a stand. Let’s play with wor(l)ds, twist them with flair, Brands taking over, everywhere. (Outro) So let’s set some limits, put down the line, Regulate these brands, one at a time. A modest proposal, not too profound, Just stop taking over our everyday sound!