(Intro: Explosive drum fill leads into a dual-guitar harmonized riff with heavy power chords) (Verse 1) Cruising down the canyon in the heat of the night Santee's burning under neon light Started at the arches on the east side of town Ordered up a burger just to wolf it down Three ninety-five and we’re ready to roll Five minutes later we’re in full control (Verse 2) Pushed the pedal down to the other end To the second McDonald’s around the bend Same exact order, same exact play Waiting for the girl to look our way She opened up the window with a smile so sweet But we had a surprise for the girl on the street (Chorus) Santee Swap Taking it all the way to the top Santee Swap Yeah, we’re never gonna stop Give me the money, give me the prize Look at the wonder in her eyes (Bridge) The window went up and the light hit the floor She was ready for the cash but we gave her something more We didn't want the fries, we didn't want the grease We held out the bag and said, three ninety-five please (Guitar Solo: Fast, pentatonic shredding with lots of pick slides and dive bombs) (Chorus) Santee Swap Taking it all the way to the top Santee Swap Yeah, we’re never gonna stop (Outro) Three ninety-five Yeah, pay it back Santee’s mine tonight (Song ends with a massive final chord and a pyrotechnic explosion sound)
