Your mom was my bitch Your mom was my bitch You might be my kid Sucks for your dumb ass, but You might be my kid Sorry I got high and banged my R.A. Everything seemed fine, she said it was O.K. Guess she was wrong ’cause your ass came out So regardless I’m your dad, now kick and shout Hey man, where were you today? I needed your help ’cause some dude told me to shove it You were like “yo bro, you gotta understand I had business to take care of and I grabbed the nugget… to plug it” Remember that time when we were all happy? Yeesh, me neither, so we cried and got all crappy Stop being a dumb-ass bitch, get a smile on your face Because in the end I’m cool as fuck and— Hey man, where were you today? (you might be my kid) She came at me like a firestorm, said “there’s nothing but trouble” When I plugged that nugget in the bottom of my piece It was a pull so hard, there was double trouble I was seeing four times the action of the things I couldn’t see So much more than my brain could even comprehend And at the end it was O.K. Because the nugget was my screen So every other time you think we should talk about different things Just remember that you plug your bucket with a nugget So you don’t need no damn screen Let’s have a quick talk about a bud and a nug Or a bowl and a screen between you and me We’ll grab our weed and pack the bowl, no one else to please We just put it in there ’cause the nugget will plug it Your mom was my bitch You might be my kid Stop being a dumb-ass bitch, get a smile on your face ’Cause in the end I’m cool as fuck and— I got high and banged my R.A. (plug it) Everything seemed fine, she said it was O.K. (plug it) Guess she was wrong ’cause your ass came out (plug it) So regardless I’m your dad, now kick and shout (plug it) I have no clue why we’re talking ’bout weed when I don’t smoke But if you gotta hit the pipe or need a hug Just take your damn weed, the best you got Grab that nugget… then use it to plug it Your mom was my bitch (plug it) You might be my kid (plug it) Stop being a dumb-ass bitch, get a smile on your face Take your damn weed, take your damn life Grab that nugget… then use it to plug it
